Yo Dudez

2005-10-25T22:35:00.000-07:00

Tubbie hunter here,

I would like to know what do you people think about the people on the blog, start voting away!

What about telling us how did you find out about tellthetubbies? If You voted for others please, write it the tagboard or under comments. Thank You.

The Following message has been brought to you by Tubbiehunter,
Im off to hunt more tubbies, catch me later

EuUx and MiEex

2005-10-21T20:16:00.000-07:00

TUBBIE ALERT

Hi, i shall introduce myself as tubbiehunter.

My first tubbie has been spotted. Basically now that you understand what is a tubbie as explained by spectrum. I shall now show you a live tubbie.

* [ x ` i lubb euu. i realli lubb euu. d0o euu c dis ?
wtf is the euu about? i can only come to a conclusion that it means you, acting cute doesnt make u cute and basically after translation the text looks like dis

"i love you. i really love you. Do u see this?"Sorry to stomp all over your fantasies but i dont "lubb" you and i dont wish to see dis or euu

* . my heartt is br0kenn-. i will hid it. i will mennd it . \+

Basically this neeeds translation out there for all u non tubbie readers , only me and spectrum may be ableto translate this strange mutation of english as we have studied their ways for long

It trasnlates as "My heart is broken. i will hide it. i will mend it"

WTHBBQ is hid? I belive it means hidden. and how wll u mend your heart? Paste a plaster over it? Hey wait u mean to RIP apart your chest and paste the plaster on your heart? What will you do when the plaster needs changing? rip it off? and ur heart as well? Hearts dont mend just like that u tubbie, ask spectrum , he has a hole in his heart, it just mends on its own. Why you ask? its not a blardy hole caused by your ownself while trying to find out where should you put a straw in. Most probally you put it in your heart to sark up or more like drain out the lubb of yours

Yea i'll stop with her photos they just sArKx :D (anyway she was so ugly that she didnt put up photos of herself

Schools (Other):

* . witH euu dEr ScHh . *

Wtf is euu dEr SchH?

Oh well another translation is needed "With you the school"

What the moking english is this? Which school do you go to, i want to sue the To0TiNgX~ principle for employing tubbie teachers

Occupation:+ // Lo0kin . 4 . eUu -
Lo0kin . 4 . eUu?"Looking four you"

Looking four yous? WTHBBQ How many people have euu slept with? four? more like forty. How much do you get paid for looking for them? $0.10 per day? Thats like the most sadistic job ever, what will euu do when you find them? Sleep with them again? U better stop, spreading STDs will soon be illegal

Companies:* _ . with eUu n mIex dEr c0mpAniE. _ *

with eUu n mIex dEr c0mpAniE

"With you and me der company"

What is der? I have no comments on this company, probally closed down on the first hour of business

Hobbies and Interests:

[ . misSing euu. watchhInn euu. dreaMinn of euu. wiShhin 4 euu. l0rvinn euu. ]
"Missing you. watching you dreaming of you wishing for you loving you"

What? You are a stalker? Your fantasies will not be entertained in this world young lady, or old hag? I can have you sued for harressment , STOP stalking whoever that has that gayass of a name "euu"

Favorite Books:

1 daee Of beinG witHh eUu.
"One day of being with you"

Wtf?! was that book ever published?
I bet even Dr. Seuss's books sell better than yous. hey wait, they do!I bet your book consists of handdrawn stick figures of euu and you making love with each other.. EeEeWXx! DiSGusTinGxZ LarHz~!

Favorite Movies:0waYs BeSidE eUu.
"zero ways beside you"
There is surely 1 way to be beside whoever that guy is. Kill yourself.

Favorite Music:d0 eUu l0Ve mIex too?
d0 eUu l0Ve mIex too?"Do you love me too?"
No i dont, please stop this is making me sick

Favorite TV Shows:

whEn Cann Euu bE miNe?
"When can you be mine?"
Was there even a movie about this shit? Most probally not, no one in the right sense of minds other than tubbies will do such a disgusting thing. FYI, tubbie adults exists, but they only hold jobs in geylang.

About Me:.

e hardest thinng i hav to do. . is to walkk away. pretending i didnt l0ve euu.
"The hardest thing i have to do.. Is to walk away. Pretending i didnt love you"

Thats the hardest thing in your life? i thought it was to learn english.. hey no, i think the hardest thing for you to do is to get a brain transplant. Walk away pretending you never knew him/her? Bascially i dont even know if you are a transexual/homosexual. If its so hard you might as well jump down the 2nd floor and die , your weight should allow you to reach *terminal velocity in almost a second, Thanks to your weight.

*Terminal velocity*

Physics term

Maximum velocity of an object in freefall

*Still in l0rvve *euu pr0mise 2 lubb miex owayys. will ya keep e pr0mise? euu pr0mise to be derre 4 miex owayys. i l0ve euu. i realli d0.-.

if ya in love with someone and he/she loves euu too. add us. share with us urr happiness. tell us how muchh euu l0vve her/him. god bless. -
[ ] + . euu walkk away. leftt me al0nne . [ ] -euu sayy u will l0ve miex owayys. burt euu lefft me al0ne. all al0ne br0kenn hartt. all de happy mem0ries we havve 2gethher. nvr fadde. i miss euu. i l0ve euu. im waiting 4 euu. will euu comme backk to my armms again?+ . shattered heartt?

spennding every moment thinking off him/her? feeelinn veri down? need someone? add us. sharre with us ur unhappiness. . +

Blah, translating this crap is hard, "You say you will love me always, but you left me alone, blah blah" If u think this crap is romantic, think carefully again. It makes me want to puke and spending every moment thinking of him/her? Which boy in the right mind would type OMgx! mIeX CaRnt stoRpx tHinKinXs aBo0rT eUu!, unless you mean lesbians who will do so. I noticed you have no friends on friendster, no testimonials too, why? you are un-popular and suck

// . \\ i cann onlly watchh euu frmm behinnd * \ . /i l0ve euu. burtt d0 l0ve me? d0 euu even n0e? i cann onlly watchh euu frm a farr. miss euu. thinking of euu. hoping one dayy. u will n0e. how much i l0ve euu. ^ . l0ve s0meone? burt he/she d0esnt n0e? too shy, afraiid of rejecti0n? add us. tell us ab0ut it. perhapps he/she mighht see it. . ^

Sorry i dont love u, i hate u , i dont know you, and i WILL not tolerate stalkers, you miss me? I dont, in fact i wish you just fade and dissapear i dont think of you, i dont hope to see you and you will never find out that i love you.. because i DONT. Do you think that writing a testi about loving a person is good and they will see it? Your hopes are too high, they wouldnt bother reading such a profile or testimonial with euux and mieex

recc0menndEd cHinEse Lubb S0Ngs - . = ] -* chi xin jue dui - Lee Sheng Jie* xiao chou yu - Luo Zhi Xiang* lian ai da ren - Luo Zhi Xiang + Xiao s* xin zhong de ri yue - Wang Li Hong* forever love - Wang Li Hong* bie shou dui bu qi - S.H.E* yuan dian - Tanya and Sun Yan Zi* dont say goodbye - B.A.D* le jie - Nan Quan Ma Ma
` x . if there's any songs. engg or chinese tartt euu wanna recommend. feel free to add us n tell us . x `

No damn comment on this :D

- dis community. also allows euu to add n makke frennds. -
This community of EuuX and miesX?

Seriously, if i want friends i wouldnt have to resort to being idiots, they just come and say "Hi, lets be friends"or better still.. "Yo dude lets do watever friends do", hmm yea simple as that

*__ // Please takke notte \\ __ *+ do not add me and askk for intro.+ d0 nortt use vulgarities.+ add urr testi here if ya wanna sharre withh us, ur happiness, sorrows or justt a confession 4 derr pers0nn euu likke.+ if urre wanna makk frenns withh e personns in my friiends list. tak notte that if he/she refuses to make frenns with

Take note?

Take note that this account needs deletion by friendster? Do not add me and ask for intro.

WTF WHY WOULD U NOT INTRO YOURSELF WHEN YOU MAKE FRIENDS? Maybe you have an ugly personality and/or are ugly yourself

Do not use vulgarities? ok FUCK U.

I just used vulgarities? what ? not happy ARhX? Go jump down a building then.

"Add your tesii here if ya wanna share with us your blah blah blah blah experience on the bed/floor."

I notice no testis-es have been put up or posted. Which male would glady cut off his manhood and put it up? I bet that guy is sick, or did you mean testimonials?

Heres what the dictionary says about the word "testimonial"

(something that serves as evidence)

(something given or done as an expression of esteem)

(something that recommends (or expresses commendation) of a person or thing as worthy or desirable)

Having fun screwing your self doesnt seem to fit the descriptions of testimonails , so there!hUrMpx!

Who I Want to Meet:th0see feelin d0wn, l0st in l0ve, heartt br0kenn, happily withh ur dearest, rec0mmEndatioN of luB songgs or makingg frennds.
Add us at searchin_4_euu@hotmail.com.add if u wanna joinn in. pls do nortt sennd msgg askinn me to add euu. onni sensible qnns wil be entertainned. ^_^

Add if we wanna join in? Join in what? searching for euu's dead body? sorry u will never find it, i burnt him/her/it and left him/her/itto rot in the middle of sumalia, where food is so scarce that they MAY (1% chance) eat dead bodies.

I now leave you with this picture of Mr. Mohawk , hes totally CuTezX~ and HaRnSorMexZ~ ShoHx ShUaIx!

Image taken from MOT
Credits to them :)

TubbieHunter

sHox KaWaIIx NeHx!

Tubbie Communication

2005-10-21T05:23:00.000-07:00

Ironically, Tubbies have been able to infiltrate our human database languages by using various forms such as moronic mind control, drooling fits, and the list goes on.
Out of all the languages possible, the Tubbies have chosen english, to spread the deadly virus and release their Tubbeh spawns of DOOM on all humanity. This is rapidly spreading around Singapore of course, with little protection to offer against the Tubbies, 4 out of 5 singaporean youngsters are now typing in a form we shall call...

Tubbilish. (Tub-bi-lish)

TuBbLiSh iS a vErY CoMpLiCaTeD LaNgUaGeZ! iT cOmPrOmIsEs oF mAnY aLpHaBaTiCaL aNn nUmErIcAl cOdEs woRxx~!

Although the Tubbies have morphed our english into tubbilish, they are still not very satisfied.
They searched for ways to evolve, for ways to spread their foul, flithy spwns.
The tubbies have hacked into the databse of 1337 5p3@K. (leet speak)

To those who don't know what 1337 5p3@K is, its a variation of english morphed into codes to combat the Tubbie menace, created by the innovators in Counter-Strike. Unfortunately, it's still in beta test mode, and the tubbies have gained some control of it.

An example of a mixture of tubblish and 1337 5p3@k would be this.

~mi3 haTesss euu!!~

As you can see, its terribly horrifying.

Fortunately, we still have some forms of 1337 that are still untouched.
These include:

OMGWTFBBQ
ZOMGWTF

and the ever popular.

ZOMGWTFBBQHAX0RNOOBWTH.

and of course, if you'd like a hokkien touch to it.

ZOMGWTFPCBNNBCCBHAXORKNNCBNOOB.

Translation: Z Oh My God What The Fuck Phua Chee Bai Ni Na Bei Chao Chee Bai Hacker Kai Ni Na Chee Bai Noob.

If you ever happen to be one of the "testers" of this new language on the Counter-Strike servers, you might fine the hokkien touch to be quite popular. Of course, its to complicate things and ensure our security. We'll be locating tubbies soon, both online and off. They're coming in droves, so its pretty hard for us to capture them all, we're probably gonna look at the serious cases.

Until then,
spectrum.

First post

2005-10-20T08:15:00.000-07:00

Well, a new "flame" blog has started. Tell the Tubbies.
I'll be henceforth known as spectrum, and my co-owner will introduce himself later.
Now we were really inspired by blogs such as MOT and RP, not only do they entertain us during our Singaporean-ly schedules, they do depict very well our youngsters of Singapore, our future!

Yes, they are our future, call them whatever you want, be it twit, retard.
But here? We call them Tubbies.

Whats a tubbie, you ask?
Well, tubbie is a term for somebody who is young, cool, hip etc etc.
The tubbie population is on the rise in Singapore, and of course extremely high at the moment.
We cannot let this threat go unoticed, so please, spread the word.

When your out with your friends, be it at a mall or any place else, and you see a tubbie.
Point at him/her and go.
"ZOMGWTF TUBBEH"
Hopefully, your warning attracts enough attention for everybody to realise the danger and evacuate. Thus, saving countless lives.

Any information regarding lost Tubbies, or queries on Tubbies can be answered by dailing.

1800-I-saw-a-tubbie

Tubbies of the East

Yo Dudez

EuUx and MiEex

Tubbie Communication

First post