Tubbie Communication
Ironically, Tubbies have been able to infiltrate our human database languages by using various forms such as moronic mind control, drooling fits, and the list goes on.
Out of all the languages possible, the Tubbies have chosen english, to spread the deadly virus and release their Tubbeh spawns of DOOM on all humanity. This is rapidly spreading around Singapore of course, with little protection to offer against the Tubbies, 4 out of 5 singaporean youngsters are now typing in a form we shall call...
Tubbilish. (Tub-bi-lish)
TuBbLiSh iS a vErY CoMpLiCaTeD LaNgUaGeZ! iT cOmPrOmIsEs oF mAnY aLpHaBaTiCaL aNn nUmErIcAl cOdEs woRxx~!
Although the Tubbies have morphed our english into tubbilish, they are still not very satisfied.
They searched for ways to evolve, for ways to spread their foul, flithy spwns.
The tubbies have hacked into the databse of 1337 5p3@K. (leet speak)
To those who don't know what 1337 5p3@K is, its a variation of english morphed into codes to combat the Tubbie menace, created by the innovators in Counter-Strike. Unfortunately, it's still in beta test mode, and the tubbies have gained some control of it.
An example of a mixture of tubblish and 1337 5p3@k would be this.
~mi3 haTesss euu!!~
As you can see, its terribly horrifying.
Fortunately, we still have some forms of 1337 that are still untouched.
These include:
OMGWTFBBQ
ZOMGWTF
and the ever popular.
ZOMGWTFBBQHAX0RNOOBWTH.
and of course, if you'd like a hokkien touch to it.
ZOMGWTFPCBNNBCCBHAXORKNNCBNOOB.
Translation: Z Oh My God What The Fuck Phua Chee Bai Ni Na Bei Chao Chee Bai Hacker Kai Ni Na Chee Bai Noob.
If you ever happen to be one of the "testers" of this new language on the Counter-Strike servers, you might fine the hokkien touch to be quite popular. Of course, its to complicate things and ensure our security. We'll be locating tubbies soon, both online and off. They're coming in droves, so its pretty hard for us to capture them all, we're probably gonna look at the serious cases.
Until then,
spectrum.
Out of all the languages possible, the Tubbies have chosen english, to spread the deadly virus and release their Tubbeh spawns of DOOM on all humanity. This is rapidly spreading around Singapore of course, with little protection to offer against the Tubbies, 4 out of 5 singaporean youngsters are now typing in a form we shall call...
Tubbilish. (Tub-bi-lish)
TuBbLiSh iS a vErY CoMpLiCaTeD LaNgUaGeZ! iT cOmPrOmIsEs oF mAnY aLpHaBaTiCaL aNn nUmErIcAl cOdEs woRxx~!
Although the Tubbies have morphed our english into tubbilish, they are still not very satisfied.
They searched for ways to evolve, for ways to spread their foul, flithy spwns.
The tubbies have hacked into the databse of 1337 5p3@K. (leet speak)
To those who don't know what 1337 5p3@K is, its a variation of english morphed into codes to combat the Tubbie menace, created by the innovators in Counter-Strike. Unfortunately, it's still in beta test mode, and the tubbies have gained some control of it.
An example of a mixture of tubblish and 1337 5p3@k would be this.
~mi3 haTesss euu!!~
As you can see, its terribly horrifying.
Fortunately, we still have some forms of 1337 that are still untouched.
These include:
OMGWTFBBQ
ZOMGWTF
and the ever popular.
ZOMGWTFBBQHAX0RNOOBWTH.
and of course, if you'd like a hokkien touch to it.
ZOMGWTFPCBNNBCCBHAXORKNNCBNOOB.
Translation: Z Oh My God What The Fuck Phua Chee Bai Ni Na Bei Chao Chee Bai Hacker Kai Ni Na Chee Bai Noob.
If you ever happen to be one of the "testers" of this new language on the Counter-Strike servers, you might fine the hokkien touch to be quite popular. Of course, its to complicate things and ensure our security. We'll be locating tubbies soon, both online and off. They're coming in droves, so its pretty hard for us to capture them all, we're probably gonna look at the serious cases.
Until then,
spectrum.
posted by spectrum at 5:23 AM
1 Comments:
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